Battle of the Sexes... Round Two
Jokes about men and women...
Why women only wear thongs...
Beer ~vs~ Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high
With beer, bigger is better.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.